A couple of weeks ago when my whole tribe got struck down by illness, I was very smug that I’d managed to dodge it. ‘It’s because I’m so healthy and strong.’ I remember saying. Pride comes before a… ah yes, there she goes, falling on her spluttering, sweaty, snot filled… Continue reading How to survive being ill when you’re a mum

Since my children started nursery class at the tiny age of three (barely wiping their own arses may I add), they have been receiving homework. HOMEWORK?! For a three year old? What the actual FFFFFFECK? I’ll never forget the first homework task. Trying to explain the concept to my three… Continue reading Is homework for 3 year olds good or bad?

Here goes… Piles – Shortly after giving birth to my first child I sneezed and a bunch of piles popped out of my bum bum. Excruciating doesn’t even begin to cover it. Sh*t – I shat myself during the birth of my second child. Yup, the dreaded unthinkable happened to… Continue reading Top 10 most unglamorous things that have happened to me since becoming a mum

7th of March 2018 Dear Tui, Last December we paid £4,190.58 for a dream holiday to Lapland. My 6 and 4 year old were excited beyond belief, as were we all. We booked with Tui as we wanted an easy and organised affair. Ahem. Day 1: We landed in Lapland… Continue reading An open letter to Tui (previously Thomson)

When my first little girl was about two I ordered a load of Disney movies online. Growing up I was never really exposed to much Disney. Maybe because my mum was a feminist and she thought better of it? So why did I buy them? I honestly didn’t put that much… Continue reading Are Disney Princesses sh*t role models?

Ok so in my college days I was always up for it. Always up for a laugh, always storming the dance floor busting my moves and I did not give a holy shit who was watching. I was fun, a ladette, a clubber. I was energetic and (dare I say… Continue reading Does going to bed late make you a sh*t mum?

Firstly thanks to everyone who read last weeks blog post. I was aiming for 100 visitors by the end of the month but I seem to have already got there so that’s amazing! Ok, so I’ve hardly gone viral, but still, I smashed my targets so… virtual high five to… Continue reading Does PMT make you a sh*t Mum?

Room for another small one?? Here it is, my first ever blog post. Hope you enjoy reading! 10 reasons I think I’m a great mum… Behaviour and discipline. I keep a beautiful and tidy home (please excuse the vile 1940’s housewife lingo). Cooking healthy, home cooked meals from scratch every… Continue reading Great Mum V Shit Mum…