So the day before yesterday my holiday books arrived from Amazon. I was in the top bedroom sorting clothes, when I saw the white van pull up. The deliveryman slumped out. He was kind of a young Jim Royle type. He lit up a fag and stomped over to the… Continue reading A rant about my Amazon delivery…

Question: Can you breastfeed with inverted nipples? Answer: Yes GreatMum Sh*tMum (that’s me) stands at the side of the road, arm outstretched. Her thumb is pointing upwards. In the distance she sees a large vehicle. It’s slowing down. As it grinds to a halt beside her she reads the big,… Continue reading Nipples – In out, in out, shake `em all about!

Ok, so my husband’s going to kill me for writing this. However, it might make him get his finger out… or his willy? Fingers crossed. *** If you are a family member, please DO NOT read on. Mum, put the iPad down and go watch First Dates on catch up!… Continue reading Sexual Bereavement – Are you mourning your pre kid sex life?

Only kidding. I have no idea…. Anyone got any tips? PLEASE?! Before I end up buying a one-way ticket to Goa and taking loads of recreational drugs and pretending like I never had children. My youngest is four and she’s never been a great sleeper. When she was a tiny… Continue reading How to turn your kid into a great sleeper?

I’m really body conscious, but how can I stop my daughters being that way too? Let me take you back to last Friday. I was at a funeral and a great aunt of mine (let’s call her Aunty Fatist) had not one, not two but three digs at me about… Continue reading How can I stop my daughters being body conscious?

Question: Can being hung-over make you a better mum? Answer: Yes. Ok, so maybe I don’t take my kids swimming for fear of me, or them drowning. Maybe I smell like a damp, 90’s bar towel… but let’s just look at it from their point of view… ‘Can we have… Continue reading Can being hung-over make you a better mum?

When your baby still isn’t sleeping through… ‘Mine were both sleeping through from twelve weeks.’ Good for you. That doesn’t help me though does it? Dick head. ‘My child is on reading level 5. How about yours?’ I couldn’t give a holy sh*te what reading level your child is on.… Continue reading Top 10 most annoying things other parents say…

Over exposing my children on the Internet is something I’ve been thinking about a lot since setting up my blog. Mainly because I created social media accounts (public not private) to promote it. It seems many other bloggers and Instagramers have been pondering this lately too. Reading Mother Pukka’s well… Continue reading Are we over exposing our kids on social media?

Finally, after years of pondering and months of research, we got a whippet puppy. Her name is Blue. It’s been less than a week and already I’m realising this puppy thing is great and sh*t in equal measures. Can you spot the running theme here? The Sh*t Bits… Poo and… Continue reading Great Pup Sh*t Pup? – The ups and downs of getting a new puppy

So, here it is my Centre Parcs Longleat review… Firstly, Bluestone vs Centre Parcs? We live in Cardiff and so in the past we’ve always been to Bluestone, because it’s close. However, last time we found it to be getting a little overcrowded. New cabins are shooting up very quickly… Continue reading Greatmum Shitmum’s honest review of Centre Parcs Longleat